Post by April Redwood on Aug 14, 2008 14:07:33 GMT -5
Requests
Kenpachi-Kanokai-Madarame Ikkaku~Requested by Hiro~Finished
Tousen, Kiyomi, Gin~Requested by Szayel~Finished
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PM me
and we will go from there...
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A=April (A.K.A Momo)
I=Interviewer
K=Kiyomi
Ko=Konan (Friend of Momo)
Kan=Kanokai
** = Actions
~April's Interview part one~
I: Welcome to the first time of the showing of Rants and Views. Today we have the owner of five of characters but there only seem to two here, since this is the Seireitei series first! Give It up for them.
*April, Kiyomi, Konan, also Kanokai come out and sits down.
A: - . - Thanks...
Ko: * pushs up glasses * I have to get to school in about an hour so make it snappy.
Kan: * ish camera shy tries to cover her face* I don't see Captian Roiben-san..
I: So April what make you so mad?
A: * sigh * When people don't freakn post! Like my friend said “Stop being caught up in the drama of the real world and have a life online. I mean I am sitting there feeling what seem like forever, and I want to kick someone ars but I can't! I mean people come on!! It is a rare thing to find me in just a good fight mood.
I: A-Alright what about you Konan?
Ko: Yes that people can't make up their minds... * sits and goes goth.. *
I: Okay that was fun... How about you Kanokai? What makes you mad?
Kanokai: Um...Um...Um.. Nothing really... I like most things so far!!
I: Guess that is all for today really. See you next time!
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Break mode!!
Kiyomi = Ki
Grimmjow=Gr
Squirrel= Sq
Ki: ... Bacon!! *points to the moving bacon*
Gr: BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where?!
Ki: *points to the squirrel* * puts a bag of Nuts in his pocket*
Gr: *chases the squirrel*
Sq: NUTS!! *turns around and chases him(
Gr: OH GOD NO *runs away with hands between his legs*
Sq: *has the nut crackers and bowls*
Ki: Oh my god!!!! *laughs her butt off and goes to the ground*
Gr: OH MY GOD *runs faster than a policeman*
Sq: Attack! *waves of squirrels and attacks him*
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Aizen= Ai
Grimmjow= Gr
Kiyomi= Ki
Gin= Gi
Ki: *walks into the throne room.* Aizen-sama...I got a question for you...
Ai: Hurry up, Kiyomi-chan... I don't have all day.
Ki: Well. Aizen how did you get your hair like that?
Ai: *slicks back his hair*Hm.. I guess I can trust you with such a secret.. *nods as he stands up as male Arrancar has a bowl of grease* Like so * dips his hair into the bowl*
Ki: O-Oh.. Okay, I think I am finished with my questions.. *Tries to escape*
Aizen: Wait! *closes the door with a flick of the wrist before she escapes* I wanna go into the grease hot tub... *slicks back his hair* I want you to join us...
Ki: N-No thanks maybe sometim-*goes all nervous, and gains a squirrel Tail and ears.* U-Um... ~oh no~
Ai: Naked
Ki: OH MY GOD!! *clings to the pillar*
Ai: *Sweatdrop* I am kidding..
Ki: *ish all like stunned and in panic mode.* S-Sure *Goes red*
Ai: *Laughs and snaps.* *his throne seat is replaces with a hot tub with Grimmjow, Gin in it and a bunch of Arrancar male serving them like gods* So far we have been kept this Hot tub hidden... and the true fact..That we are...
Ki: *Drools and snaps out of it* You guys are? Continue~
Gr: P
Gi: I
Gr: M
Gi: P
Gr: S
Ai: Pimps Bitch~
Ki: OH MY LORD! SAVE ME!! *gnaws at the door*
*squirrel comes out of Kiyomi's outfit and attaches itself to someplace where the sun don't shine...*
Ai: *looks down at the squirrel and Chuckles*
Squirrel: O W O *Jumps to Grimmjow's*
Gr: AH!!! *screams like a like little girl* NOS! ! *Climbs GIN*
~~In Kiyomi's mind~~
Lust: Aizen is god!
Pride: He doesn't mind? About a squirrel ravaging his whatsit? is he a unic? *Looks at Lust*
Wrath: God has no balls?! *panics and goes into his emo corner*
Lust: That is debateable~ XD
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Unic meaning guy with no Jewels
Kanokai=Kan
Kenpachi=Ken
Ikkaku= Ikk
Kan: Um... Ken- I mean Captian Kenpachi! I got a question to ask you so our veiwer will like to know.
Kenpachi: Hn.. Alright...It better not be about me being a pedo...
Kan: O O... *takes step back and gulps* Ah ah no... I me- ... How d-.
Ken: Spit it out *Throws sword*
Kan: EK! *dodges sword* Um! How Did you get so big?!
Ken: Oh, is that all? Well it's simple really, I just take a small purple pill every day. It's called like Miagra or Liagra or...oh, Viagra, I forget the names of these stupid things so quick.
Kan: o O ... Oh my.. *turns all red*
Ken: What's your problem all of a sudden kid...? *picks up sword*
Kan: um... that is for ..... *coughs* Male Inhancement. *coughs*
Ken: .........WHAT!? That's not what that bastard Urahara told me! He's the one that gave me these damn pills. He said they'd make me big and strong!
Kan: Well it make you strong down there and it makes you want to ... ya...
Ken: I'm probably the only guy around who doesn't give a crap about that stuff. Probably why I haven't seen a difference. I just want to get stronger and move onto the next opponant... I'm gonna kill that guy! *jumps away to the real world gate*
Shunsui: No! WAIT!
Ken: What!?
Shunsui: I'll take those pills off yer hands if you're done with them!
Kan: O . O *whispers* rape...
Shunsui omg..*looks at her*
Kan: AH!! *runs to Ikkaku*
Ikk; *Smirks*
Kan: GANG BANG! OMG!!!
*can hear smashing wooden walls and Sake bottles*
Kanokai: *falls down outside and run with Shunsui kimino fully around her*
~This may contain strong language~
April= Ap
Kiyomi=Ki
Szayel=Sz
Tousen= To
Aizen= Ai
Grimmjow= Gr
Nnoitra= Na
Ulquiorra=Ul
Halibel= Ha
WonderWice: Wo
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Ap: Kiyomi! Where the hell is that interview?! *glares and sits in Aizen's throne*
Ki: *shivers* Creator!! I am Sorry! *Panics and bows to the brown hair*
Ap: GOD DAMN IT! I hate this, You can't do anything right can you? ! *Sigh and ish about to pull her hair out*
Ki: TT I am sorry Creator, I am so tired from Grimmjow, Gin and mainly Aizen..... *Runs around in circle with her pet squirrel then stops* What is bugging you?
Ap: All I ask is peace and quiet only with a couple of hours with RPing... Some punk had to say 'April is alway busy!' You know what I say to that?! Screw you I have life and a damn good paying job at gamer Comp. If you don't let me being busy then kiss my ars! So back the hell of!
Ki: O O..... Oh o'kay.. *whispers: Someone forgot their medicine.*
Ap: I CAN HEAR YOU BLOND HOE! *Throws a plush of Aizen at her* Now go back on corner and make my money!
Ki: YES MA'AM *screams like girly girl and disappears*
Ap: About time I have no one in here. God it is peaceful *rests her head on the back of the throne*
Ai: *appears and grabs the Aizen plush* What the hell is it?
Ap: *curls up in the throne* What hell do you think it is?! You are not Ree Ree are you?!
Ai: Who in the who are you talking to like that? *growls*
Ap: You! You got a problem with that? *sticks her tongue out at him*
Ai: *appears and has duck tape* No one tape to me like that.....
Ap: O O CRAP!
*A lot of screaming, and duck tape being untaped*
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Squirrel: I am sorry for that! ^ ^
Dog: SQUIRREL!!! *chases the squirrel*
Squirrel: Oh My God! NUTS PROTECT ME!! *Chases Grimmjow*
Grimmjow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *screams and looking for Kiyomi*
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Meanwhile
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Nn: You took my seat, you piece junk.
Ki: Well sorry~ I can't help with that because one you ass hand to you by a Captain, two you just weak. *Yawn*
Nn: I am stronger then you, Trash. You just a hooker... Really it is sad *holds his weapon*
Ki: If I am hooker then why I am still here IN YOUR CHAIR?! Oh you know why you have that big weapon?! *plays with her hair*
Nn: Because I have much more power then you? *smirks*
Ki: Nope *smiles* It is to saying that you have little ~Family Jewel~ Or or package! That means you can't even get a ladies attention because you are ball less. Plus it is say " I like to moon people" *Laughs at Nnoitra*
Nn: *twitches and swings his moon scythe like weapon at Kiyomi* F-ck you! DIE!
Ki: *dodge and bitch slaps him* You suck, and your way too slow.
Nn: *Pulls his weapon out off the ground and snarl* Stupid f-ckn trash with her sins and crap..
Ki: *purrs*
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Break time
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Ki: Well my milkshake brings all the boys to yard *Dances around in her squirrel chibi form*
Ha: Damn right it's better then yours, Damn right it's better then yours! *shakes the melons and dances next to Kiyomi until their back's touch*
Ki: EP! *stops; steps away from Halibel: licks her fluffy brown squirrel tail* Um...
Ha: .....*looks down at the chibi Kiyomi and raises an eyebrow*
Ki: Hello... *holds her tail*
Hal: Cute.....You look like little sis...*grab hold of Kiyomi and huggles Kiyomi to the point where she can't breathe*
Ki: *ish knock out and lays limp her arms with X's as eyes.*
Ha: ...... *Takes the chibi to a doll room*
~~~~~~~~~~Shit this is going on forever!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sz: Can't believe I am going to do this....*is in a pink Tutu*
Gr: *Smirks and holds the laughter back* Now smile, heh...
Sz: damn it! This is not funny! Who in the hell took my Outfit?!
Gr: I bet that New girl did, hahaha *Takes out a camera and laughs when trying to take a picture*
Sz: Troublesome *Snaps and another another outfit appears in hands*
Gr: O O.... Wait you could have change anytime?! WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
Sz: Ancient Chincese secret.... I DON'T TELL!
Gr: Why the fuck not?!
Sz: Because I am a Pimp *rolls his eyes*
Gr: So are Gin, me, and Aizen. *counts* So that is three.
Sz: You can count! It is blessing?!
Gr: SHUT THE HELL UP?! SO WHY ARE YOU WHERE A TUTU!?! *points to him*
Sz: I sleep in this tutu...
Gr: So you are gay!! *Laughs so hard*
Sz: and I am not gay! *as a picture of Kiyomi and him*
Gr: Buwahahahahahahah that is not proof!!
~~~~ Next Skit~~~~
Wo: Gah! *runs over to Tousen*
To: Hello wonderwice. *Pats*
Wo: GAH!! *sweatdrop*
To: Wait then what I am touching then? *Feels a bow*
Wo: Ggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *smiles and pokes Tousen*
To: O O... Curse my blindness.. You say I am touching a squirrel lady?
Wo: Ah! *acts like puppy and rubs against his leg*
To: Thank you for telling me... *smiles and finds Wonderwice's head, then walks off with wonderwice*
Ki: X X..... *ish like in chibi form with a cute little scottland red dress on with now a messed up hair*
Ha: *grabs Kiyomi and brushes her hair*
Ki: why me! *wines*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Getting boring now~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ap: HELP! *ish wrapped in shiny duck tap from elbows to her toes also bring dragged by Aizen*
Ai: Heh~ Excuse me... Let me take care of her and I will be really for more of my hairs secrets *smirks and goes to a room with April*
Ap: TT *Ish really loving the fact she hate him but yet doesn't know she loves him*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Poor me...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ki: Oh my fucking god I got away from her!! *pants* Sorry for the wa-
Grimmjow: KIYOMI!! *hides behind her* Your squirrel deal with he. wait her... It! IT TRYING TO GET IN MY FLIPPING PANTS!
Ki: Aw... Grimmjow she wants you children... She want name them Squijow *Giggles as she pick the squirrel up*
Squirrel: *goes down into Kiyomi packages*
Grimmjow: THAT LUCKY FUCKER!! HN!*pouts and goes into the emo corner*
Dog: *Runs up to Grimmjow and bites him on the ankle*
Grimmjow: God DAMNIT TODAY IS NOT MY LUCKY DAY, YOU DID IT!!
Kiyomi: Ain't my fault, that you look like a cat *cackles like a witch and disappears*
Ul: Why is trash in my trashy corner....
Gi: *Glares at Ulquiorra* Leave me the hell alone, don't need you pushing me around
Ul: *grab the Chibi Grimmjow and throw in out of the build and locks the door* Trash should have been put out long ago..
Gi: *Hits the door and cries* I thought we had something going between us!! COME ON! ULQUIORRA LET ME BACK IN DAMNIT!
~~~~~~~End of Part one~~~~~~~of Espada crack~~~~~~
Special Guests!!
Matthew= Ma
Momo=Mo
Akiasu=Ak
Stark=St
Espada CRACK part two
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Mo: *hears yelling from outside about gay fags and women. and goes outside out of Curiousity*
Sz: FUCK!! DAMN YOU ULQUIORRA AND GRIMMJOW!! Mother fuckers~~Ish in complete butt pain~~ *Notices Momo* -
Mo: O . o
Sz: Forgive me... I am upset!
Mo: About what?
Sz: Ulquiorra won't say he is gay for me and Grimmjow last night went a bit too hard...
Mo: AIZEN!!! *Screams as she runs to throne room*
Sz: Momo! Don't!! I go both ways!! Damnit! She is going tell Aizen!~
~~~~~~~Omg this is true torture~~~~~
Aki: *sits quiet at the window*
Ul: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?! *appears behind*
Aki: You have not change one bit have you? *giving him the cold shoulder*
Ul: I am s-sorry... I have not seen you in such a long time... and you disappeared on me *wraps his arms around her waist*
Aki: You have been cutting haven't you? - -
Ul: What the hell?! I am not Emo just depressed!?
Aki: Likely story, then why do I see cut marks on your waists? *Yawns*
Ul: Enough Questions!? SMUTTING TIME NOW! *Shakes her*
Aki: W-WHAT?!
*Loud noises come out to the room*
April & Aizen: *stares at the locked door then look at each other*
Ap: Can you let me out of this duck tape? Plwease!
Ma: What is going on here? April why are you in Duck tape? *blinks*
Ai: - - She was in my seat and she loud mouthed me, so she is going to be punished. *looks at Matthew*
Ap: It is starting to get in my skin damnit, I will make you both suffer if-
Ai: *drags her to a room*
Ma: This is going to most fun.
Ap: *Cries and Wines* RAPE!! BY A PIMP NAME SLICKBACK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Struggles*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I have not slept in four days~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ulquiorra: *taking a nap, as he dreams of Akiasu* Oh yes * He humps the pillow..*
*Kiyomi and Grimmjow walks into his room with paint and all this crap*
Kiyomi: What the fuck his he doing?!
Grimmjow: O O... I am scared, he is humping his pillow...
Ul: Oh Akiasu....right there... *Grouns*
Kii: EK! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Gr: Dammit I thought he was g-
Ki: O . O
Gr: I love your Akiasu!
Ki: Alright...*crawls on the bed with a black marker and begins to draw marks all over his face..*
Gr: *strays whipcream in his hand*
Ul: Oh Yes...*beings his humps of the pillow again*
Ki: *quickly runs out with Grimmjow*
~~~~~~~~~~~Oh my momo!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mo: *ish in a short skirt type of Espada's clothing* Aizen do I have wear this?
Ai: Yes, it is the new uniform for the espada. Even the men wear them... *smirk*
Mo: Wha? Aizen-sama you most not force men to wear such cloth *blushs and she pulls down the wavy skit*
Ai: They must, it is for my....viewing pleasure.
Mo: *goes pale*
~~~~~~~~God bless Aizen-homo~ XD~~~~~~~~~~
Ha: . . . . .
Kiyomi: Ummm.. *ish in chibi form again and twitches*
Ha: . . . . . Doll . . . . . *Grabs hold of Kiyomi*
Ki: T T not again!! I beg of you not the pink ribbon!! *Struggles*
Ha:It ... is....useless.... *squeezes her again to the point she was knocked out.*
Ki: *disappears*
Ha: O o what the hell...*looks for the Kiyomi*
Ki: Heh *runs off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Buwahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Squirrel: Grimmjow~
Gr: NO!! *covers his jewel* No nut loving!
Squirrel: O O I was never going after those....
Gr: Then wherer were you going after?!
Squirrel: < < .... > > YOUR BABIES!! *goes Rabid and attackes grimmjow's gems~ *
Gr: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs around screaming like a gay guy~*
Ul & St : Shut the fuck up~ *throws a boot at him and then looks at each other*
Squirrel: Hehe~ *jumps on the knocked out Grimmjow
St: *smiles slightly and yawns* Heh
Ul: Who let him back in ?! *rubs his eyes*
St: You have..hehe...Black mark on your face, saying that you are Bi...with little stars...
Ul: *runs to a Mirror* DAMNIT!!
Squirrel: Must...Hide...dead...Body.... *Drags him by the hair*
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To: *walking Wonderwice*
Wo: Wah!!
To: You have to go the bathroom?
Wo: AH! *runs around Tosen drags his butt on the ground~*
To: Alright lets go~ *puts Wonderwice on a lease*
Wo *stops and pees something*
Gin: *wakes up being strayed on!* OH MY GOD!!
To: What happen? Gin!?
Gin: YOUR DOG PISSED ME!! *Has a big yellow stain on his outfit.*
Wo: Wah?!
To: *laughs* Why where you on the ground in the first place?
Gin: A hoe got me fucking drunk and ~beep~ with that she ~beep~, and turned around got me in the ass with ~beep~. We did all the ~beep~ shit!~
Wo: *pulls the lensh out Tosen hands and runs away*
To: *his glasses glasses broken*
~~~~O M G! NO BEEPING WAY ~~~~
Ma: I think it time we let April go! *Sighs has he huggles the ducked tape*
Ap: ~Can't talk since Aizen placed duck tape on her mouth~
Ai: Why?
Ma: Because she is like that always... ~ *Pimps slap Aizen* ~
Ap: O . o
Ai: *ish slapped like hoe* O . . . . O oh no you didn't~
~A few minutes~
Ma: *hanging like dandling toys for a baby...* T T
Ma: I am sorry Apr~What were ish April?
Nn: PWNED *Runs away with April over his shoulder~*
Ai: *Sigh* There goes another one... Now *smirks at Matthew*
Ma: HELP HE GOING TO BUTT RAPE! MES!!!
Kanokai=Kan
Byakuya=By
Kan: *Nervously enters the 6th captains office~* um.. . Byakuya-san....
By: Yes, Kanokai?
Kan: W-Well I heard a rumor before we s-started going out.. That you and Renji were you know...
By: ...Me and Renji? ...Doing what?
Kan: um... butt loving.... Is it true?.....
By: ...Uhh, listen it's not what you think... Uhh *starts dripping sweat* You see, in college, people tend to....experiment...
By: Me and him were comparing Bankai's...and one thing led to another....
Kan: O ////// O Um...you were young and foolish when you did it? People still talk about it! yea I am glad I don't remember my years in college....
By: *phew* I'm glad we got that cleared up, not to worry, me and him don't do that anymore. *whispers under his breath*...much.
Kan: .... Yea I was worried.... See I have a thing for men... t-that yea... *turns really red *
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Announcer: Today on Bawls! A man who love a woman but --
Ap: *drop kicks the Tv* Shut up!!! Jesus tap dancing on water!! There Nothing but CRAPPPPPO!
*suddenly the TV is thrown off the roof*
Ap: Piece of ... Hello!! *seeing a little girl with a Yaoi comic*
Girl: EWWWW! WHY THAT MAN'-
Ap: *takes the comic away*Move it Rat...
?: Now!!!
Ap: *eyes widen and turns around to be caugthed in a large potato sack and ish carried off! * CRAP!! WHATEVER I DID, I DIDN'T IT!!!! I BRUISE EASILY! CAREFUL!!
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~TheEspada
Mixed crack!!!~
This message brought you by A Pimp-Named-Slickback Cocane!~ Don't make babies, make love!
~Mixed Characters are involved!~
Shuuehi=Shi
Mizore=Miz
Sakura=Sak
Valios= Val
Valios' puppy = Pup
Random and cool Voice= Narrator!= Nar
*Channel one*
Nar: Now back to " Dr. Szayel?"
Sz: I am sorry... * dramatic face* Your son has plowed butt hole. It is serious... It will stay like forever..
Sak: Doctor what can we do?! Is there anyway we can help him?! I ment how did it get that way?
Sz: I do believe it was after...*takes off the doctor outfit to reveil bondage* WE PARTY ALL NIGHT! HEHE WITH MICHEAL JACKSON!!!
Sak: o . O Dude what the WTF...
*Hears Valios scream: IT IS ALL LIES!!!*
Sz: Then me and him got drunk, he offered me a ride home, during the ride he touched my thigh, and one thing lead to another. We did it all night, it was so-
*Flips to channel two*
Nar: Back to our loving hunter "The Stalkers..."
Ma: Ello mates! Today we will be hunting a very rare and specif creature* One that doesn't think Tho is one so in love with a sleeping beauty. Only one thing could only show your turn and firy passion. True love first kiss...Tho this very rare thing for some of us, but even rare for the black clothed female... Her human streghten is much greater then a normal human female. Oh there she is~! *the film towards to April*
Ap: *Who'm is playing her Gaia*
Ma: Look at the lovely beast... It is called a "Bitch" This Bitch is rather cold hearted and doesn't anyone to even talk to her and even like we are doing film her.. The bitch is attacted to only few things like the internet but how can one be so childish? One glance of her eyes could kill a m- OH SHIT!!"
Ap: *Notices Matthew and gets up and charges at them* YOU ASSHOLE!!
Ma: RUN MIZORE!! MIZORE!!
*the video camera drops to the ground and shotting the film still at Mizore and Matthew who is running way from the Juggernaut. As they disappear only things you can see are builds coming down, Fire sirens, Helocopters circling around, gun shots, and a lot of crash cars.*
(One out of Servely parts) (Next the bigger one the show!)
Quickly changes to channel three*
Nar: Squirrels... The most innocent creature-
Gr: BULL SHIT!! Fuck you all who are watching this! I am a victim of what people Squirrelic... *ish in a straight jacket.* HAHAHA! I just escaped to tell you all that some Squirrelic is a real phyical problem. It was went one was raped by a squirrel or attack by waves of squirrels!!!! *Runs around like a loony guy*
Ap: There he is! *grabs her gun and shoots him. The bullet injects sleep juicy.*
Gr: T...That one might f...*yawns* find them selves in a p*Collasped*
Ap: Now Children what have we learn from the the crazy kitty man that lives down the street?
Children: Never to join a gay lord and force to be butt raped by every Espada there is.
Ap: <3... That is correct! *Grabs Grimmjow and drags him with her*
Child 1: Now Mother April where are we taking Crazy kitty man?
Child 2: Yeah where? I hope not to the forest!!
Ap: *pushes the childern and smiles* I prosime that he will be safe. I WOULD NEVER lie to you...
~Few hours later~
Gr: *wakes up* A-Ah my head is hurt- *looks up to see a bunch of squirrel in his room* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ap: <3 heh!
~~*sits on the remote and changes it to channel four*~~
Nar: This is the hotline for gay men... Now lets see who the leader is talking to day....On the show "Butt Love"
Ki: Today!! On Butt love! We have lovely gentlemen whom is looking for a connection... Welcome Shuuehi The vice captain of Squad Nine!!
Shuu: Thanks for having me on April.
Ki: There is nothing wrong with Smut of Yaoi. *laughs* Now you will ask your hidden mates. Until you are done asking Question, and choose one of the three. Then you will get to see them.
Shuu: Alright~ Now Bacholor number one... What do you like to do for a fun night?
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Renji: I do my paper work nice and slowly.... Then after that me and my human body may go at it for quiet a few rounds..
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Shuu: *blushes* Oh that would sound so great... Hm number two... If I said you were the prefect one for me what would you say.
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Ulquiorra: Die....*glares*
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Shuu: Hmmmmm... Tough around the edge ain't we? I love that.. Last but not least Number three~ IF I wanted to GO for it all night along... Would you let me?
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Ai: Hunny I can go weeks without stopping. You would be my personal slave..,
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Shuu: OO zomg....*whispers* I don't think I will last that long..
Ki: Who do you choose? One, two or three?
Shuu: hmmmm... Maybe...Nah... I will go for number.....Two....
Ki *goes white as a ghost and begins to laugh her ass off* HAHAHAH Reveil them...
Three males are shown and Ulquiorra charges a Cero
Ulquiorra: YOU WILL DIE!!!
All: OO AH! *Runs*
~*flips flips flips to channel five*~
Akiasu: *Goes over* I am whipped by Ulquiorra!!
Kiyomi *ish too hot to go over* I love gay men <3
~~~Channel five~~~
Ceon: *holds up his hand*
Senna: Five words!!
Ce: *ones up one fingure*
Sen: First word!
Ce: *nods yes* *starts swim*
Sen: Fish?!
Ce: *Nods no* *swim*
Sen:Tutle?!
Ce: *nod no again*
Sen: Smut?
Ce: . . It was seal but that works *smirk* *strips*
Sen: O////O SMUT ATTACK *Tackle and ~
-Flips to channel-
Ya=Yammy
Om=Omega
Val=Valios
Pup=Valios’ pup
Sak= Sakura
~Channel Six~
Aki: What a cute squirrel!!
Sq: *looks at Akiasu* MELONS!!!!
Aki: Where?! *looks around*
Sq: RAWRS! *Crawls into her boobs*
Aki: *Blushes* EK!
Ulq: o _o WHAT THE HELL!! *see a fuzzy tail coming out of her chest*
Sq: Mine *Head pops out*
Aki: Huh? O-Oi?!
Ulq: I claimed that a long time ago.
Sq: Mine!! *licks it paws*
Ulq: Why yo-
~chi chi Channel Seven Chi chi~
Pup: Woof!
Sak: He is such a good puppy! Yes he ish!* Rubs Valios’ head* We are talk about-
Val: Free Pictures of my mama naked!! *runs arounds*
Ya: I do!! * waves hands*
Om: THOSE PICTURES …… ARE MINE!!!!!!
Val: O > O *Runs into the forst*
Yam & Om: *gives the chase*
Sak: Oh Sh-
~blah Channel Eight blah~
A: KITTY!! *Chases kitty*
Mi: April !!!
Ma: KITTY
Cat: Oh Shit *runs like no tomorrow*
A: ZOMG!!!! NO RAPY THE KITTY!!! *ISH RUNNING FOR HER LIFE*
Mi & Ma: *glomps April*
A: IT BURNS!! *ish glomped*
Ai: Hello~ what do we have here?
A&Mi&MA: O –
Ai: *grabs his net* Run…
A: *hides behind a tree* NOS!!
Mi: Wha? *runs*
Ma: Not again!!!!
~Flips to channel nine~
April=Ap
Matthew= Ma
Momo= Mo
Toushiro=To
Mizore= Mi
Renji= Re
Rukia= Ru
Grimmjow= Gr
Kira=Ki
Kiyomi=Kiyomi
Akiasu= Akiasu
Ulquiorra= Ul
Stark= St
Ichigo=Ich
Valios' pup= Pup
~Channel Nine~
Kiy: Wha cha doing *wraps arms around Akiasu*
Aki: u-um... Nothing!!!
Kiy: *nuzzles her neck*
Aki: Wha-?
Kiy: Zip it *bite the flesh*
~That night~
Ul: *walks into his room just to see Kiyomi and Akiasu naked in HIS BED*
Aki: *ish so sweaty and just wakes up*
Kiyomi: *Sees Ulquiorra, and drops both the bottle of fresh red wine and glasses* IT IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!! Wait... It is <3
Ul: OMGWTFZOMGASSKISSINGLOVESMUTMUSTHAVESEXYSMUTSMEXYWITHTHELESBO!!!!
Kiy: I do both ways~ <3
~~Channel ten~~
Ru: *taps her foot* where is he?!
Re: *Comes running down a deep hill* I AM COMING!!!
Ru: *goes of romantic* OH RENJI!!!!
Re: *slow motion jump* Ruk- *ish hit by a truck*
Ru: AH!! JESUS JUST SHOVE THAT TRUCK UP HIS *BEEP*!!!!
Ap: OH PWNAGE BITCH!! *Laughs*
~Channel 11~
Pup; WOOF!!
St: Do you want a treat? Don't cha? Who is a evil hell hound from the middle of the earth and who is going kill me one day!!!!
Pup: WOOF!!! WOOF!!! *Wags tail*
St: *pulls out Kira*
Ki: Please Help me Gin!! I THINK I WET MY PANTIES!!
Gin: *ish watching for the hell of it and laughs* Can't ,3
Pup: SHINIGAMI *drools*
St: *throw kira like a stick*
Ki: TT Momo!!
Gin: *laughs so hard runs to the bathroom*
Pup: *runs to get Kira*
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~~Channel 12~~
Mo: Oh Yes! Shiro-chan!
Hitsu: Oh Momo! You are so tight!!
~April ish standing outside the door~
Ap: Ewwwwww *curls up into a metal ball*
Ma & Mi: *comes along and hears-*
Mo: Faster! Ah! Right there! AHHH!
-Can hear bed banging against the wall-
Hitsu: Oh god not the melon too!!!
~Outside~
Ma: *sits on the metal ball* DAMN THEY ARE AT IT AGAIN!!! That is like the seventh time this morning!! Dear Dairy, JACKPOT!! MAKING SOME BABIES!!! YEAH BOOOOOOYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Mi: *drools*
~~ Channel 13~~
Ul: Who let you back in?
Gri: Ummm Your mama bitch!
Ul: Trash Trash Trashy Trash trash!*sigh* I thought you knew better!
Gri: AT LEAST I AM A PIMP!!!
Ul: A gay one~
Gri: Yeah right! I have a bunch of lady who love me~ *opens th curtains*
Fangirls: WE LOVE GRIM X ICHI!!!
Ich: *walks in* What?!
Ul: Told ya *walks away with the black and white fur coat and walks away like a pimp*
Gri: O. o
Ichi: *tackles* you know you want it as bad as I do~
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Miyu= Miy
Kon= Kon
Leo= Leo
~~~
Miy: Oh My God! *Screams like a little girl she is <3*
Leo: O O What is the matter?
Kon: She must have problems!!
Miy: *tranforms into her older stage* Hiya boys *winks*
Ai: o - wait you can do that?
Leo: *has a nose bleed*
Kon: Must ..... Love .... Big.... Boobs...
Miy: Yea!! I can!! *smiles happily as she grabs Leo into a death grip hug* Oh you are so cute!!
Ai: *steps on Kon so he can't attack Miyu* My oh My Gin might like this...
Miy: Nah!!!!!! *poof* *back into her child state* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *runs around*
Ai: Do you have child problems like I do? Are you tried of all other annoying weeeees.... Really Shove chocolate in their mouth and start taking advil *puts out chocolate and watchs it as it was shoved into Miyu's mouth!!*
Kiy: She takes after her grandma!!!
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April: YAY!! I GOT A BIG BROTHER!! *Tackles Kaname*
Kaname: .... That is right my sister!~ *huggles April*
Matthew: YOU BASTARD YOU TOOK APRIL!!! *has the giant drink of rootbeer and about to
throw it*
April: ......
Matthew: MINE!! *Grabs April's legs*
Kaname: GET OF MY SIS!! *Pulls April*
April: *pulls away* Now... Matthew raped me, And Kaname ish my bro...
Kaname: HE WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: o . o *sweatdrop*
April: Oh my....
Kaname: *is about to kill him* you.... cock-sucking-pussy-licker-shit-eater-son of a bitch- who
fuck his own mama in the ass!! You ASSHOLE!!
Matthew: *licks April neck*...
Kaname: ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles and starts to beat the shit out of him.*
April: *walks away* asshole~
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Kan-Kanokai
Ky=Kyoji
April=Ap
Kaname=Ka
Halibel=Ha
Ritsuka= Rit
Kan: *walks in the interview room* Hiya Kyoji
Kyoji: *sitting in convenient chair* 'sup Kanokai
Kan: How lets seeee... Now I heard you have just entered the SS~
Ky: Yeah, it was rather recent I suppose~
Kan: Now have you ever found someone?
Ky: Found someone? Like an in a girl?
Kan: No a guy, what else would I be talking back?
Ky: Fun. Honestly, though, no really. The girls here at soul society all seem so uptight, no offense or nothing.
Kan: then you are going to need these *brings out the lotion and tissues*
Ky: *looks at the tissues and tosses them behind him* Sure I will
Kan: You know .... I've seen the old eyeing that 12 year old boy's ass that you have!
Ky: yeah, I could have gone my entire life without hearing that, thanks!
Kan: Oh come on, you know he needs something to do!!
Ky: yeah, he can keep it in his pants, thanks
Kan: wow.... You know.. He is right there behind you
Yam: hello little boy~
Kyi; Oh what's up, Old man?
Yam: You are coming with me NOW~
Ky: Eh, may later.
Yam: *grabs Kyoji by the shoulder* < < I didn't say later
Ky: *pulls himself away* Don't touch me, old man, I'm not a steak!
Kan: oO wow.... *give him the magic stick*
Yam: *smirks and gets ready*
Ky: *disappears*
Kan: - - wow... he was no fun... *sweatdrop*
Yam: Oh baby *closes in on Kanokai*
Kan: *runs out the door screaming*
~~~
Ap: now!~
Kaname: Hmmm?
~50 minutes later~
Ka: O. o....
Ap: forgive forgive~ *walks back in* Now~ what is up bitch?
Ka: ... O. o waiting for you to start the damn Interview
Ap: IT is not my fault that I am on my PERIOD!?
Ka: Do I look like I care if you are bleeding in your pants! I just woke up~
Ap: Yeah with the other dudes you slept with. The fire god, and water god.
Ka: Coming from the only female of our little oporashin
Ap: Oh come on out of that closet~ I have lived among, heart broken by a dumbass vampire! Oh and that I least I am the only straight one!
Ka: -sigh- -inner thoughts- ' she really is on her period fan flipping tactics' Sounds one needs
to get laid sis. Maybe should try a hollow. I here they can do all sorts of tricks especially the ones
with them tentacles~
Ap: Wow... porn much...
Ka: I call it as I see it and after 3000 years.. You tend to ... hear these things...
Ap: Have you ever ... well tried it?
Ka No... But I do remember this arrancar girl dark skinned, big breasts... I think she is an espada
now anyways.. I do believe she had tried it found it to her liking as well...
April: this is too good to be true... I have to get this scoop!! -runs out-
Kaname: Wow... whatever... *falls asleep*
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Ap: *walls in the Espada's meeting room with a bag of goods* Now where is Halibel...
Ha: *sitting down sipping tea*
Ap: Hiya Halibel!! I got ask you if this rumor is true!!
Ha: and what is this rumor?
April: Now... A friend said you have used these toys... they can do all sorts of tricks
especially the oneswith them tentacles, and these are hollows doing?
Ha: ?? Toys? and trick? I have no idea what you are are talking about < <
Ap: Oh really? then why did I find this in your room *digs in her bag to bring out of a medium sized hollow*
Ha: ..... *whistles* Szayel put that there...
Ap*raises an eyebrow* why does it have a label saying your name?
Hal: ... That is not my hand writing
Rit: ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! D:< *runs through las noches butt naked* I mandate that !!! I need a shag!!
Random female espada: -scream- Rapist!
Aki: I will!!!!!!!!!!
Rit: ;3 Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhooooooo!!
Hal: That is somebody who is trying to frame me..
Ap: alright thank for your time!!
Hal: Phew < < *looks around* *grabs the hollow and runs off*
~~~
Miyu: Stark!! Wake up!!
St: ...Huh? ... Zzzzzzzz.... Who are you again?
Miyu: Aizens daughter?
St: Oh...Right... *rolls over* Zzzz....
Miyu: No fun...
Stark: Zzzzzzzz. *mumbles* Brat....
Miyu: Fish humper...
Stark: *rolls back* Fish humper...?
Miyu: you heard me, Fish humper...
Stark: Brats shouldn't talk like that...
MIyu: whatever butt licker
Stark: Geez... Where'd a kid like you learn to talk like that?
Miyu: *walks out*whatever~
Stark: Peace...Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Miyu: Where to next?
Gin: Miyu-chin, whacha doi' alone?
Miyu: *Looks up* Um.. just interview~?
Gin: why don'cha interview yer gin-jichan?
Miyu: ummm... Okies?*takes a step back* So what do you do for a hobby?
Gin: Entertainn young girlie-chan's like you. An' Occasionally, spyin' on las noches'in'abitants
Miyu: What do you mean by entertaining?
Gin: Dependin' on what they wan'ed ta do.
Miyu: hmmmmm...Alright that is enough for me...
Gin: Ya sure? I can show ya somethin' in ma room
Miyu: hmmm.*takes a step back* I am good!...
Gin: Really?! 'ere are a lot o' thingin's in ma room fer a sweet child like you!!
Miyu: OMG!! Daddy!!! *runs*
Gin: Hn...? Now 'ow will I evah getin' rid o' all those candles...
Kenpachi-Kanokai-Madarame Ikkaku~Requested by Hiro~Finished
Tousen, Kiyomi, Gin~Requested by Szayel~Finished
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PM me
and we will go from there...
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A=April (A.K.A Momo)
I=Interviewer
K=Kiyomi
Ko=Konan (Friend of Momo)
Kan=Kanokai
** = Actions
~April's Interview part one~
I: Welcome to the first time of the showing of Rants and Views. Today we have the owner of five of characters but there only seem to two here, since this is the Seireitei series first! Give It up for them.
*April, Kiyomi, Konan, also Kanokai come out and sits down.
A: - . - Thanks...
Ko: * pushs up glasses * I have to get to school in about an hour so make it snappy.
Kan: * ish camera shy tries to cover her face* I don't see Captian Roiben-san..
I: So April what make you so mad?
A: * sigh * When people don't freakn post! Like my friend said “Stop being caught up in the drama of the real world and have a life online. I mean I am sitting there feeling what seem like forever, and I want to kick someone ars but I can't! I mean people come on!! It is a rare thing to find me in just a good fight mood.
I: A-Alright what about you Konan?
Ko: Yes that people can't make up their minds... * sits and goes goth.. *
I: Okay that was fun... How about you Kanokai? What makes you mad?
Kanokai: Um...Um...Um.. Nothing really... I like most things so far!!
I: Guess that is all for today really. See you next time!
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Break mode!!
Kiyomi = Ki
Grimmjow=Gr
Squirrel= Sq
Ki: ... Bacon!! *points to the moving bacon*
Gr: BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where?!
Ki: *points to the squirrel* * puts a bag of Nuts in his pocket*
Gr: *chases the squirrel*
Sq: NUTS!! *turns around and chases him(
Gr: OH GOD NO *runs away with hands between his legs*
Sq: *has the nut crackers and bowls*
Ki: Oh my god!!!! *laughs her butt off and goes to the ground*
Gr: OH MY GOD *runs faster than a policeman*
Sq: Attack! *waves of squirrels and attacks him*
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Aizen= Ai
Grimmjow= Gr
Kiyomi= Ki
Gin= Gi
Ki: *walks into the throne room.* Aizen-sama...I got a question for you...
Ai: Hurry up, Kiyomi-chan... I don't have all day.
Ki: Well. Aizen how did you get your hair like that?
Ai: *slicks back his hair*Hm.. I guess I can trust you with such a secret.. *nods as he stands up as male Arrancar has a bowl of grease* Like so * dips his hair into the bowl*
Ki: O-Oh.. Okay, I think I am finished with my questions.. *Tries to escape*
Aizen: Wait! *closes the door with a flick of the wrist before she escapes* I wanna go into the grease hot tub... *slicks back his hair* I want you to join us...
Ki: N-No thanks maybe sometim-*goes all nervous, and gains a squirrel Tail and ears.* U-Um... ~oh no~
Ai: Naked
Ki: OH MY GOD!! *clings to the pillar*
Ai: *Sweatdrop* I am kidding..
Ki: *ish all like stunned and in panic mode.* S-Sure *Goes red*
Ai: *Laughs and snaps.* *his throne seat is replaces with a hot tub with Grimmjow, Gin in it and a bunch of Arrancar male serving them like gods* So far we have been kept this Hot tub hidden... and the true fact..That we are...
Ki: *Drools and snaps out of it* You guys are? Continue~
Gr: P
Gi: I
Gr: M
Gi: P
Gr: S
Ai: Pimps Bitch~
Ki: OH MY LORD! SAVE ME!! *gnaws at the door*
*squirrel comes out of Kiyomi's outfit and attaches itself to someplace where the sun don't shine...*
Ai: *looks down at the squirrel and Chuckles*
Squirrel: O W O *Jumps to Grimmjow's*
Gr: AH!!! *screams like a like little girl* NOS! ! *Climbs GIN*
~~In Kiyomi's mind~~
Lust: Aizen is god!
Pride: He doesn't mind? About a squirrel ravaging his whatsit? is he a unic? *Looks at Lust*
Wrath: God has no balls?! *panics and goes into his emo corner*
Lust: That is debateable~ XD
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Unic meaning guy with no Jewels
Kanokai=Kan
Kenpachi=Ken
Ikkaku= Ikk
Kan: Um... Ken- I mean Captian Kenpachi! I got a question to ask you so our veiwer will like to know.
Kenpachi: Hn.. Alright...It better not be about me being a pedo...
Kan: O O... *takes step back and gulps* Ah ah no... I me- ... How d-.
Ken: Spit it out *Throws sword*
Kan: EK! *dodges sword* Um! How Did you get so big?!
Ken: Oh, is that all? Well it's simple really, I just take a small purple pill every day. It's called like Miagra or Liagra or...oh, Viagra, I forget the names of these stupid things so quick.
Kan: o O ... Oh my.. *turns all red*
Ken: What's your problem all of a sudden kid...? *picks up sword*
Kan: um... that is for ..... *coughs* Male Inhancement. *coughs*
Ken: .........WHAT!? That's not what that bastard Urahara told me! He's the one that gave me these damn pills. He said they'd make me big and strong!
Kan: Well it make you strong down there and it makes you want to ... ya...
Ken: I'm probably the only guy around who doesn't give a crap about that stuff. Probably why I haven't seen a difference. I just want to get stronger and move onto the next opponant... I'm gonna kill that guy! *jumps away to the real world gate*
Shunsui: No! WAIT!
Ken: What!?
Shunsui: I'll take those pills off yer hands if you're done with them!
Kan: O . O *whispers* rape...
Shunsui omg..*looks at her*
Kan: AH!! *runs to Ikkaku*
Ikk; *Smirks*
Kan: GANG BANG! OMG!!!
*can hear smashing wooden walls and Sake bottles*
Kanokai: *falls down outside and run with Shunsui kimino fully around her*
~This may contain strong language~
April= Ap
Kiyomi=Ki
Szayel=Sz
Tousen= To
Aizen= Ai
Grimmjow= Gr
Nnoitra= Na
Ulquiorra=Ul
Halibel= Ha
WonderWice: Wo
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Ap: Kiyomi! Where the hell is that interview?! *glares and sits in Aizen's throne*
Ki: *shivers* Creator!! I am Sorry! *Panics and bows to the brown hair*
Ap: GOD DAMN IT! I hate this, You can't do anything right can you? ! *Sigh and ish about to pull her hair out*
Ki: TT I am sorry Creator, I am so tired from Grimmjow, Gin and mainly Aizen..... *Runs around in circle with her pet squirrel then stops* What is bugging you?
Ap: All I ask is peace and quiet only with a couple of hours with RPing... Some punk had to say 'April is alway busy!' You know what I say to that?! Screw you I have life and a damn good paying job at gamer Comp. If you don't let me being busy then kiss my ars! So back the hell of!
Ki: O O..... Oh o'kay.. *whispers: Someone forgot their medicine.*
Ap: I CAN HEAR YOU BLOND HOE! *Throws a plush of Aizen at her* Now go back on corner and make my money!
Ki: YES MA'AM *screams like girly girl and disappears*
Ap: About time I have no one in here. God it is peaceful *rests her head on the back of the throne*
Ai: *appears and grabs the Aizen plush* What the hell is it?
Ap: *curls up in the throne* What hell do you think it is?! You are not Ree Ree are you?!
Ai: Who in the who are you talking to like that? *growls*
Ap: You! You got a problem with that? *sticks her tongue out at him*
Ai: *appears and has duck tape* No one tape to me like that.....
Ap: O O CRAP!
*A lot of screaming, and duck tape being untaped*
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Squirrel: I am sorry for that! ^ ^
Dog: SQUIRREL!!! *chases the squirrel*
Squirrel: Oh My God! NUTS PROTECT ME!! *Chases Grimmjow*
Grimmjow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *screams and looking for Kiyomi*
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Meanwhile
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Nn: You took my seat, you piece junk.
Ki: Well sorry~ I can't help with that because one you ass hand to you by a Captain, two you just weak. *Yawn*
Nn: I am stronger then you, Trash. You just a hooker... Really it is sad *holds his weapon*
Ki: If I am hooker then why I am still here IN YOUR CHAIR?! Oh you know why you have that big weapon?! *plays with her hair*
Nn: Because I have much more power then you? *smirks*
Ki: Nope *smiles* It is to saying that you have little ~Family Jewel~ Or or package! That means you can't even get a ladies attention because you are ball less. Plus it is say " I like to moon people" *Laughs at Nnoitra*
Nn: *twitches and swings his moon scythe like weapon at Kiyomi* F-ck you! DIE!
Ki: *dodge and bitch slaps him* You suck, and your way too slow.
Nn: *Pulls his weapon out off the ground and snarl* Stupid f-ckn trash with her sins and crap..
Ki: *purrs*
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Break time
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Ki: Well my milkshake brings all the boys to yard *Dances around in her squirrel chibi form*
Ha: Damn right it's better then yours, Damn right it's better then yours! *shakes the melons and dances next to Kiyomi until their back's touch*
Ki: EP! *stops; steps away from Halibel: licks her fluffy brown squirrel tail* Um...
Ha: .....*looks down at the chibi Kiyomi and raises an eyebrow*
Ki: Hello... *holds her tail*
Hal: Cute.....You look like little sis...*grab hold of Kiyomi and huggles Kiyomi to the point where she can't breathe*
Ki: *ish knock out and lays limp her arms with X's as eyes.*
Ha: ...... *Takes the chibi to a doll room*
~~~~~~~~~~Shit this is going on forever!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sz: Can't believe I am going to do this....*is in a pink Tutu*
Gr: *Smirks and holds the laughter back* Now smile, heh...
Sz: damn it! This is not funny! Who in the hell took my Outfit?!
Gr: I bet that New girl did, hahaha *Takes out a camera and laughs when trying to take a picture*
Sz: Troublesome *Snaps and another another outfit appears in hands*
Gr: O O.... Wait you could have change anytime?! WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
Sz: Ancient Chincese secret.... I DON'T TELL!
Gr: Why the fuck not?!
Sz: Because I am a Pimp *rolls his eyes*
Gr: So are Gin, me, and Aizen. *counts* So that is three.
Sz: You can count! It is blessing?!
Gr: SHUT THE HELL UP?! SO WHY ARE YOU WHERE A TUTU!?! *points to him*
Sz: I sleep in this tutu...
Gr: So you are gay!! *Laughs so hard*
Sz: and I am not gay! *as a picture of Kiyomi and him*
Gr: Buwahahahahahahah that is not proof!!
~~~~ Next Skit~~~~
Wo: Gah! *runs over to Tousen*
To: Hello wonderwice. *Pats*
Wo: GAH!! *sweatdrop*
To: Wait then what I am touching then? *Feels a bow*
Wo: Ggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *smiles and pokes Tousen*
To: O O... Curse my blindness.. You say I am touching a squirrel lady?
Wo: Ah! *acts like puppy and rubs against his leg*
To: Thank you for telling me... *smiles and finds Wonderwice's head, then walks off with wonderwice*
Ki: X X..... *ish like in chibi form with a cute little scottland red dress on with now a messed up hair*
Ha: *grabs Kiyomi and brushes her hair*
Ki: why me! *wines*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Getting boring now~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ap: HELP! *ish wrapped in shiny duck tap from elbows to her toes also bring dragged by Aizen*
Ai: Heh~ Excuse me... Let me take care of her and I will be really for more of my hairs secrets *smirks and goes to a room with April*
Ap: TT *Ish really loving the fact she hate him but yet doesn't know she loves him*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Poor me...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ki: Oh my fucking god I got away from her!! *pants* Sorry for the wa-
Grimmjow: KIYOMI!! *hides behind her* Your squirrel deal with he. wait her... It! IT TRYING TO GET IN MY FLIPPING PANTS!
Ki: Aw... Grimmjow she wants you children... She want name them Squijow *Giggles as she pick the squirrel up*
Squirrel: *goes down into Kiyomi packages*
Grimmjow: THAT LUCKY FUCKER!! HN!*pouts and goes into the emo corner*
Dog: *Runs up to Grimmjow and bites him on the ankle*
Grimmjow: God DAMNIT TODAY IS NOT MY LUCKY DAY, YOU DID IT!!
Kiyomi: Ain't my fault, that you look like a cat *cackles like a witch and disappears*
Ul: Why is trash in my trashy corner....
Gi: *Glares at Ulquiorra* Leave me the hell alone, don't need you pushing me around
Ul: *grab the Chibi Grimmjow and throw in out of the build and locks the door* Trash should have been put out long ago..
Gi: *Hits the door and cries* I thought we had something going between us!! COME ON! ULQUIORRA LET ME BACK IN DAMNIT!
~~~~~~~End of Part one~~~~~~~of Espada crack~~~~~~
Special Guests!!
Matthew= Ma
Momo=Mo
Akiasu=Ak
Stark=St
Espada CRACK part two
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Mo: *hears yelling from outside about gay fags and women. and goes outside out of Curiousity*
Sz: FUCK!! DAMN YOU ULQUIORRA AND GRIMMJOW!! Mother fuckers~~Ish in complete butt pain~~ *Notices Momo* -
Mo: O . o
Sz: Forgive me... I am upset!
Mo: About what?
Sz: Ulquiorra won't say he is gay for me and Grimmjow last night went a bit too hard...
Mo: AIZEN!!! *Screams as she runs to throne room*
Sz: Momo! Don't!! I go both ways!! Damnit! She is going tell Aizen!~
~~~~~~~Omg this is true torture~~~~~
Aki: *sits quiet at the window*
Ul: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?! *appears behind*
Aki: You have not change one bit have you? *giving him the cold shoulder*
Ul: I am s-sorry... I have not seen you in such a long time... and you disappeared on me *wraps his arms around her waist*
Aki: You have been cutting haven't you? - -
Ul: What the hell?! I am not Emo just depressed!?
Aki: Likely story, then why do I see cut marks on your waists? *Yawns*
Ul: Enough Questions!? SMUTTING TIME NOW! *Shakes her*
Aki: W-WHAT?!
*Loud noises come out to the room*
April & Aizen: *stares at the locked door then look at each other*
Ap: Can you let me out of this duck tape? Plwease!
Ma: What is going on here? April why are you in Duck tape? *blinks*
Ai: - - She was in my seat and she loud mouthed me, so she is going to be punished. *looks at Matthew*
Ap: It is starting to get in my skin damnit, I will make you both suffer if-
Ai: *drags her to a room*
Ma: This is going to most fun.
Ap: *Cries and Wines* RAPE!! BY A PIMP NAME SLICKBACK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Struggles*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I have not slept in four days~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ulquiorra: *taking a nap, as he dreams of Akiasu* Oh yes * He humps the pillow..*
*Kiyomi and Grimmjow walks into his room with paint and all this crap*
Kiyomi: What the fuck his he doing?!
Grimmjow: O O... I am scared, he is humping his pillow...
Ul: Oh Akiasu....right there... *Grouns*
Kii: EK! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Gr: Dammit I thought he was g-
Ki: O . O
Gr: I love your Akiasu!
Ki: Alright...*crawls on the bed with a black marker and begins to draw marks all over his face..*
Gr: *strays whipcream in his hand*
Ul: Oh Yes...*beings his humps of the pillow again*
Ki: *quickly runs out with Grimmjow*
~~~~~~~~~~~Oh my momo!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mo: *ish in a short skirt type of Espada's clothing* Aizen do I have wear this?
Ai: Yes, it is the new uniform for the espada. Even the men wear them... *smirk*
Mo: Wha? Aizen-sama you most not force men to wear such cloth *blushs and she pulls down the wavy skit*
Ai: They must, it is for my....viewing pleasure.
Mo: *goes pale*
~~~~~~~~God bless Aizen-homo~ XD~~~~~~~~~~
Ha: . . . . .
Kiyomi: Ummm.. *ish in chibi form again and twitches*
Ha: . . . . . Doll . . . . . *Grabs hold of Kiyomi*
Ki: T T not again!! I beg of you not the pink ribbon!! *Struggles*
Ha:It ... is....useless.... *squeezes her again to the point she was knocked out.*
Ki: *disappears*
Ha: O o what the hell...*looks for the Kiyomi*
Ki: Heh *runs off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Buwahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Squirrel: Grimmjow~
Gr: NO!! *covers his jewel* No nut loving!
Squirrel: O O I was never going after those....
Gr: Then wherer were you going after?!
Squirrel: < < .... > > YOUR BABIES!! *goes Rabid and attackes grimmjow's gems~ *
Gr: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs around screaming like a gay guy~*
Ul & St : Shut the fuck up~ *throws a boot at him and then looks at each other*
Squirrel: Hehe~ *jumps on the knocked out Grimmjow
St: *smiles slightly and yawns* Heh
Ul: Who let him back in ?! *rubs his eyes*
St: You have..hehe...Black mark on your face, saying that you are Bi...with little stars...
Ul: *runs to a Mirror* DAMNIT!!
Squirrel: Must...Hide...dead...Body.... *Drags him by the hair*
~~~~~
To: *walking Wonderwice*
Wo: Wah!!
To: You have to go the bathroom?
Wo: AH! *runs around Tosen drags his butt on the ground~*
To: Alright lets go~ *puts Wonderwice on a lease*
Wo *stops and pees something*
Gin: *wakes up being strayed on!* OH MY GOD!!
To: What happen? Gin!?
Gin: YOUR DOG PISSED ME!! *Has a big yellow stain on his outfit.*
Wo: Wah?!
To: *laughs* Why where you on the ground in the first place?
Gin: A hoe got me fucking drunk and ~beep~ with that she ~beep~, and turned around got me in the ass with ~beep~. We did all the ~beep~ shit!~
Wo: *pulls the lensh out Tosen hands and runs away*
To: *his glasses glasses broken*
~~~~O M G! NO BEEPING WAY ~~~~
Ma: I think it time we let April go! *Sighs has he huggles the ducked tape*
Ap: ~Can't talk since Aizen placed duck tape on her mouth~
Ai: Why?
Ma: Because she is like that always... ~ *Pimps slap Aizen* ~
Ap: O . o
Ai: *ish slapped like hoe* O . . . . O oh no you didn't~
~A few minutes~
Ma: *hanging like dandling toys for a baby...* T T
Ma: I am sorry Apr~What were ish April?
Nn: PWNED *Runs away with April over his shoulder~*
Ai: *Sigh* There goes another one... Now *smirks at Matthew*
Ma: HELP HE GOING TO BUTT RAPE! MES!!!
Kanokai=Kan
Byakuya=By
Kan: *Nervously enters the 6th captains office~* um.. . Byakuya-san....
By: Yes, Kanokai?
Kan: W-Well I heard a rumor before we s-started going out.. That you and Renji were you know...
By: ...Me and Renji? ...Doing what?
Kan: um... butt loving.... Is it true?.....
By: ...Uhh, listen it's not what you think... Uhh *starts dripping sweat* You see, in college, people tend to....experiment...
By: Me and him were comparing Bankai's...and one thing led to another....
Kan: O ////// O Um...you were young and foolish when you did it? People still talk about it! yea I am glad I don't remember my years in college....
By: *phew* I'm glad we got that cleared up, not to worry, me and him don't do that anymore. *whispers under his breath*...much.
Kan: .... Yea I was worried.... See I have a thing for men... t-that yea... *turns really red *
~~~~~~~~~~
Announcer: Today on Bawls! A man who love a woman but --
Ap: *drop kicks the Tv* Shut up!!! Jesus tap dancing on water!! There Nothing but CRAPPPPPO!
*suddenly the TV is thrown off the roof*
Ap: Piece of ... Hello!! *seeing a little girl with a Yaoi comic*
Girl: EWWWW! WHY THAT MAN'-
Ap: *takes the comic away*Move it Rat...
?: Now!!!Ap: *eyes widen and turns around to be caugthed in a large potato sack and ish carried off! * CRAP!! WHATEVER I DID, I DIDN'T IT!!!! I BRUISE EASILY! CAREFUL!!
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~The
Mixed crack!!!~
This message brought you by A Pimp-Named-Slickback Cocane!~ Don't make babies, make love!
~Mixed Characters are involved!~
Shuuehi=Shi
Mizore=Miz
Sakura=Sak
Valios= Val
Valios' puppy = Pup
Random and cool Voice= Narrator!= Nar
*Channel one*
Nar: Now back to " Dr. Szayel?"
Sz: I am sorry... * dramatic face* Your son has plowed butt hole. It is serious... It will stay like forever..
Sak: Doctor what can we do?! Is there anyway we can help him?! I ment how did it get that way?
Sz: I do believe it was after...*takes off the doctor outfit to reveil bondage* WE PARTY ALL NIGHT! HEHE WITH MICHEAL JACKSON!!!
Sak: o . O Dude what the WTF...
*Hears Valios scream: IT IS ALL LIES!!!*
Sz: Then me and him got drunk, he offered me a ride home, during the ride he touched my thigh, and one thing lead to another. We did it all night, it was so-
*Flips to channel two*
Nar: Back to our loving hunter "The Stalkers..."
Ma: Ello mates! Today we will be hunting a very rare and specif creature* One that doesn't think Tho is one so in love with a sleeping beauty. Only one thing could only show your turn and firy passion. True love first kiss...Tho this very rare thing for some of us, but even rare for the black clothed female... Her human streghten is much greater then a normal human female. Oh there she is~! *the film towards to April*
Ap: *Who'm is playing her Gaia*
Ma: Look at the lovely beast... It is called a "Bitch" This Bitch is rather cold hearted and doesn't anyone to even talk to her and even like we are doing film her.. The bitch is attacted to only few things like the internet but how can one be so childish? One glance of her eyes could kill a m- OH SHIT!!"
Ap: *Notices Matthew and gets up and charges at them* YOU ASSHOLE!!
Ma: RUN MIZORE!! MIZORE!!
*the video camera drops to the ground and shotting the film still at Mizore and Matthew who is running way from the Juggernaut. As they disappear only things you can see are builds coming down, Fire sirens, Helocopters circling around, gun shots, and a lot of crash cars.*
(One out of Servely parts) (Next the bigger one the show!)
Quickly changes to channel three*
Nar: Squirrels... The most innocent creature-
Gr: BULL SHIT!! Fuck you all who are watching this! I am a victim of what people Squirrelic... *ish in a straight jacket.* HAHAHA! I just escaped to tell you all that some Squirrelic is a real phyical problem. It was went one was raped by a squirrel or attack by waves of squirrels!!!! *Runs around like a loony guy*
Ap: There he is! *grabs her gun and shoots him. The bullet injects sleep juicy.*
Gr: T...That one might f...*yawns* find them selves in a p*Collasped*
Ap: Now Children what have we learn from the the crazy kitty man that lives down the street?
Children: Never to join a gay lord and force to be butt raped by every Espada there is.
Ap: <3... That is correct! *Grabs Grimmjow and drags him with her*
Child 1: Now Mother April where are we taking Crazy kitty man?
Child 2: Yeah where? I hope not to the forest!!
Ap: *pushes the childern and smiles* I prosime that he will be safe. I WOULD NEVER lie to you...
~Few hours later~
Gr: *wakes up* A-Ah my head is hurt- *looks up to see a bunch of squirrel in his room* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ap: <3 heh!
~~*sits on the remote and changes it to channel four*~~
Nar: This is the hotline for gay men... Now lets see who the leader is talking to day....On the show "Butt Love"
Ki: Today!! On Butt love! We have lovely gentlemen whom is looking for a connection... Welcome Shuuehi The vice captain of Squad Nine!!
Shuu: Thanks for having me on April.
Ki: There is nothing wrong with Smut of Yaoi. *laughs* Now you will ask your hidden mates. Until you are done asking Question, and choose one of the three. Then you will get to see them.
Shuu: Alright~ Now Bacholor number one... What do you like to do for a fun night?
~~~~~
Renji: I do my paper work nice and slowly.... Then after that me and my human body may go at it for quiet a few rounds..
~~~
Shuu: *blushes* Oh that would sound so great... Hm number two... If I said you were the prefect one for me what would you say.
~~
Ulquiorra: Die....*glares*
~~~~
Shuu: Hmmmmm... Tough around the edge ain't we? I love that.. Last but not least Number three~ IF I wanted to GO for it all night along... Would you let me?
~~~
Ai: Hunny I can go weeks without stopping. You would be my personal slave..,
~~~
Shuu: OO zomg....*whispers* I don't think I will last that long..
Ki: Who do you choose? One, two or three?
Shuu: hmmmm... Maybe...Nah... I will go for number.....Two....
Ki *goes white as a ghost and begins to laugh her ass off* HAHAHAH Reveil them...
Three males are shown and Ulquiorra charges a Cero
Ulquiorra: YOU WILL DIE!!!
All: OO AH! *Runs*
~*flips flips flips to channel five*~
Akiasu: *Goes over* I am whipped by Ulquiorra!!
Kiyomi *ish too hot to go over* I love gay men <3
~~~Channel five~~~
Ceon: *holds up his hand*
Senna: Five words!!
Ce: *ones up one fingure*
Sen: First word!
Ce: *nods yes* *starts swim*
Sen: Fish?!
Ce: *Nods no* *swim*
Sen:Tutle?!
Ce: *nod no again*
Sen: Smut?
Ce: . . It was seal but that works *smirk* *strips*
Sen: O////O SMUT ATTACK *Tackle and ~
-Flips to channel-
Ya=Yammy
Om=Omega
Val=Valios
Pup=Valios’ pup
Sak= Sakura
~Channel Six~
Aki: What a cute squirrel!!
Sq: *looks at Akiasu* MELONS!!!!
Aki: Where?! *looks around*
Sq: RAWRS! *Crawls into her boobs*
Aki: *Blushes* EK!
Ulq: o _o WHAT THE HELL!! *see a fuzzy tail coming out of her chest*
Sq: Mine *Head pops out*
Aki: Huh? O-Oi?!
Ulq: I claimed that a long time ago.
Sq: Mine!! *licks it paws*
Ulq: Why yo-
~chi chi Channel Seven Chi chi~
Pup: Woof!
Sak: He is such a good puppy! Yes he ish!* Rubs Valios’ head* We are talk about-
Val: Free Pictures of my mama naked!! *runs arounds*
Ya: I do!! * waves hands*
Om: THOSE PICTURES …… ARE MINE!!!!!!
Val: O > O *Runs into the forst*
Yam & Om: *gives the chase*
Sak: Oh Sh-
~blah Channel Eight blah~
A: KITTY!! *Chases kitty*
Mi: April !!!
Ma: KITTY
Cat: Oh Shit *runs like no tomorrow*
A: ZOMG!!!! NO RAPY THE KITTY!!! *ISH RUNNING FOR HER LIFE*
Mi & Ma: *glomps April*
A: IT BURNS!! *ish glomped*
Ai: Hello~ what do we have here?
A&Mi&MA: O –
Ai: *grabs his net* Run…
A: *hides behind a tree* NOS!!
Mi: Wha? *runs*
Ma: Not again!!!!
~Flips to channel nine~
April=Ap
Matthew= Ma
Momo= Mo
Toushiro=To
Mizore= Mi
Renji= Re
Rukia= Ru
Grimmjow= Gr
Kira=Ki
Kiyomi=Kiyomi
Akiasu= Akiasu
Ulquiorra= Ul
Stark= St
Ichigo=Ich
Valios' pup= Pup
~Channel Nine~
Kiy: Wha cha doing *wraps arms around Akiasu*
Aki: u-um... Nothing!!!
Kiy: *nuzzles her neck*
Aki: Wha-?
Kiy: Zip it *bite the flesh*
~That night~
Ul: *walks into his room just to see Kiyomi and Akiasu naked in HIS BED*
Aki: *ish so sweaty and just wakes up*
Kiyomi: *Sees Ulquiorra, and drops both the bottle of fresh red wine and glasses* IT IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!! Wait... It is <3
Ul: OMGWTFZOMGASSKISSINGLOVESMUTMUSTHAVESEXYSMUTSMEXYWITHTHELESBO!!!!
Kiy: I do both ways~ <3
~~Channel ten~~
Ru: *taps her foot* where is he?!
Re: *Comes running down a deep hill* I AM COMING!!!
Ru: *goes of romantic* OH RENJI!!!!
Re: *slow motion jump* Ruk- *ish hit by a truck*
Ru: AH!! JESUS JUST SHOVE THAT TRUCK UP HIS *BEEP*!!!!
Ap: OH PWNAGE BITCH!! *Laughs*
~Channel 11~
Pup; WOOF!!
St: Do you want a treat? Don't cha? Who is a evil hell hound from the middle of the earth and who is going kill me one day!!!!
Pup: WOOF!!! WOOF!!! *Wags tail*
St: *pulls out Kira*
Ki: Please Help me Gin!! I THINK I WET MY PANTIES!!
Gin: *ish watching for the hell of it and laughs* Can't ,3
Pup: SHINIGAMI *drools*
St: *throw kira like a stick*
Ki: TT Momo!!
Gin: *laughs so hard runs to the bathroom*
Pup: *runs to get Kira*
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~~Channel 12~~
Mo: Oh Yes! Shiro-chan!
Hitsu: Oh Momo! You are so tight!!
~April ish standing outside the door~
Ap: Ewwwwww *curls up into a metal ball*
Ma & Mi: *comes along and hears-*
Mo: Faster! Ah! Right there! AHHH!
-Can hear bed banging against the wall-
Hitsu: Oh god not the melon too!!!
~Outside~
Ma: *sits on the metal ball* DAMN THEY ARE AT IT AGAIN!!! That is like the seventh time this morning!! Dear Dairy, JACKPOT!! MAKING SOME BABIES!!! YEAH BOOOOOOYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Mi: *drools*
~~ Channel 13~~
Ul: Who let you back in?
Gri: Ummm Your mama bitch!
Ul: Trash Trash Trashy Trash trash!*sigh* I thought you knew better!
Gri: AT LEAST I AM A PIMP!!!
Ul: A gay one~
Gri: Yeah right! I have a bunch of lady who love me~ *opens th curtains*
Fangirls: WE LOVE GRIM X ICHI!!!
Ich: *walks in* What?!
Ul: Told ya *walks away with the black and white fur coat and walks away like a pimp*
Gri: O. o
Ichi: *tackles* you know you want it as bad as I do~
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Miyu= Miy
Kon= Kon
Leo= Leo
~~~
Miy: Oh My God! *Screams like a little girl she is <3*
Leo: O O What is the matter?
Kon: She must have problems!!
Miy: *tranforms into her older stage* Hiya boys *winks*
Ai: o - wait you can do that?
Leo: *has a nose bleed*
Kon: Must ..... Love .... Big.... Boobs...
Miy: Yea!! I can!! *smiles happily as she grabs Leo into a death grip hug* Oh you are so cute!!
Ai: *steps on Kon so he can't attack Miyu* My oh My Gin might like this...
Miy: Nah!!!!!! *poof* *back into her child state* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *runs around*
Ai: Do you have child problems like I do? Are you tried of all other annoying weeeees.... Really Shove chocolate in their mouth and start taking advil *puts out chocolate and watchs it as it was shoved into Miyu's mouth!!*
Kiy: She takes after her grandma!!!
~~~~~~~~~
April: YAY!! I GOT A BIG BROTHER!! *Tackles Kaname*
Kaname: .... That is right my sister!~ *huggles April*
Matthew: YOU BASTARD YOU TOOK APRIL!!! *has the giant drink of rootbeer and about to
throw it*
April: ......
Matthew: MINE!! *Grabs April's legs*
Kaname: GET OF MY SIS!! *Pulls April*
April: *pulls away* Now... Matthew raped me, And Kaname ish my bro...
Kaname: HE WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: o . o *sweatdrop*
April: Oh my....
Kaname: *is about to kill him* you.... cock-sucking-pussy-licker-shit-eater-son of a bitch- who
fuck his own mama in the ass!! You ASSHOLE!!
Matthew: *licks April neck*...
Kaname: ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles and starts to beat the shit out of him.*
April: *walks away* asshole~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kan-Kanokai
Ky=Kyoji
April=Ap
Kaname=Ka
Halibel=Ha
Ritsuka= Rit
Kan: *walks in the interview room* Hiya Kyoji
Kyoji: *sitting in convenient chair* 'sup Kanokai
Kan: How lets seeee... Now I heard you have just entered the SS~
Ky: Yeah, it was rather recent I suppose~
Kan: Now have you ever found someone?
Ky: Found someone? Like an in a girl?
Kan: No a guy, what else would I be talking back?
Ky: Fun. Honestly, though, no really. The girls here at soul society all seem so uptight, no offense or nothing.
Kan: then you are going to need these *brings out the lotion and tissues*
Ky: *looks at the tissues and tosses them behind him* Sure I will
Kan: You know .... I've seen the old eyeing that 12 year old boy's ass that you have!
Ky: yeah, I could have gone my entire life without hearing that, thanks!
Kan: Oh come on, you know he needs something to do!!
Ky: yeah, he can keep it in his pants, thanks
Kan: wow.... You know.. He is right there behind you
Yam: hello little boy~
Kyi; Oh what's up, Old man?
Yam: You are coming with me NOW~
Ky: Eh, may later.
Yam: *grabs Kyoji by the shoulder* < < I didn't say later
Ky: *pulls himself away* Don't touch me, old man, I'm not a steak!
Kan: oO wow.... *give him the magic stick*
Yam: *smirks and gets ready*
Ky: *disappears*
Kan: - - wow... he was no fun... *sweatdrop*
Yam: Oh baby *closes in on Kanokai*
Kan: *runs out the door screaming*
~~~
Ap: now!~
Kaname: Hmmm?
~50 minutes later~
Ka: O. o....
Ap: forgive forgive~ *walks back in* Now~ what is up bitch?
Ka: ... O. o waiting for you to start the damn Interview
Ap: IT is not my fault that I am on my PERIOD!?
Ka: Do I look like I care if you are bleeding in your pants! I just woke up~
Ap: Yeah with the other dudes you slept with. The fire god, and water god.
Ka: Coming from the only female of our little oporashin
Ap: Oh come on out of that closet~ I have lived among, heart broken by a dumbass vampire! Oh and that I least I am the only straight one!
Ka: -sigh- -inner thoughts- ' she really is on her period fan flipping tactics' Sounds one needs
to get laid sis. Maybe should try a hollow. I here they can do all sorts of tricks especially the ones
with them tentacles~
Ap: Wow... porn much...
Ka: I call it as I see it and after 3000 years.. You tend to ... hear these things...
Ap: Have you ever ... well tried it?
Ka No... But I do remember this arrancar girl dark skinned, big breasts... I think she is an espada
now anyways.. I do believe she had tried it found it to her liking as well...
April: this is too good to be true... I have to get this scoop!! -runs out-
Kaname: Wow... whatever... *falls asleep*
~~~~~~
Ap: *walls in the Espada's meeting room with a bag of goods* Now where is Halibel...
Ha: *sitting down sipping tea*
Ap: Hiya Halibel!! I got ask you if this rumor is true!!
Ha: and what is this rumor?
April: Now... A friend said you have used these toys... they can do all sorts of tricks
especially the oneswith them tentacles, and these are hollows doing?
Ha: ?? Toys? and trick? I have no idea what you are are talking about < <
Ap: Oh really? then why did I find this in your room *digs in her bag to bring out of a medium sized hollow*
Ha: ..... *whistles* Szayel put that there...
Ap*raises an eyebrow* why does it have a label saying your name?
Hal: ... That is not my hand writing
Rit: ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! D:< *runs through las noches butt naked* I mandate that !!! I need a shag!!
Random female espada: -scream- Rapist!
Aki: I will!!!!!!!!!!
Rit: ;3 Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhooooooo!!
Hal: That is somebody who is trying to frame me..
Ap: alright thank for your time!!
Hal: Phew < < *looks around* *grabs the hollow and runs off*
~~~
Miyu: Stark!! Wake up!!
St: ...Huh? ... Zzzzzzzz.... Who are you again?
Miyu: Aizens daughter?
St: Oh...Right... *rolls over* Zzzz....
Miyu: No fun...
Stark: Zzzzzzzz. *mumbles* Brat....
Miyu: Fish humper...
Stark: *rolls back* Fish humper...?
Miyu: you heard me, Fish humper...
Stark: Brats shouldn't talk like that...
MIyu: whatever butt licker
Stark: Geez... Where'd a kid like you learn to talk like that?
Miyu: *walks out*whatever~
Stark: Peace...Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Miyu: Where to next?
Gin: Miyu-chin, whacha doi' alone?
Miyu: *Looks up* Um.. just interview~?
Gin: why don'cha interview yer gin-jichan?
Miyu: ummm... Okies?*takes a step back* So what do you do for a hobby?
Gin: Entertainn young girlie-chan's like you. An' Occasionally, spyin' on las noches'in'abitants
Miyu: What do you mean by entertaining?
Gin: Dependin' on what they wan'ed ta do.
Miyu: hmmmmm...Alright that is enough for me...
Gin: Ya sure? I can show ya somethin' in ma room
Miyu: hmmm.*takes a step back* I am good!...
Gin: Really?! 'ere are a lot o' thingin's in ma room fer a sweet child like you!!
Miyu: OMG!! Daddy!!! *runs*
Gin: Hn...? Now 'ow will I evah getin' rid o' all those candles...
