Post by Matthew the Twilight Guardian on Aug 22, 2008 2:49:52 GMT -5
Name:Dr. Weird
Age: 68
Appearance:
Background: A mad scientist who lives in an abandoned mental asylum on the perpetually rainy Jersey Shore. Dressed in a colorful outfit reminiscent of 1960s cartoon villains, complete with a glass space helmet that heats his hair (which Dr. Weird calls his "Hair-arium"), he starts many shows by presenting his latest creation with his catch phrase "Gentlemen, behold!" to his lone lab assistant Steve (and occasionally his Hispanic janitor Javier, and once even a swamp creature). His first nonsensical inventions shown include a giant rabbit robot called the "Rabbot" and a rainbow-making machine that functions as a powerful tractor beam (which he introduced only as "this thing"). In Frylock's room, a photo of a younger Dr. Weird with brown hair and Frylock can be seen in the background; the Aqua Teen movie reveals several possible connections between these two characters. While Dr. Weird is an original character, the outside shot of his psychiatric hospital is actually a Nepalese palace from the television show Jonny Quest (episode 25).
Personality: DOWNRIGHT STUPID AND PSYCHOTIC!!!
Likes: ... Idiocracy...
Dislikes: Reality...
Fear: NOTHING!!!
Powers: Immortality and his brain is so big, he's stupid...
Cursed: IN THE HEAD!!!
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Name:A Pimp Named Slickback
Age: 28
Appearance:
Background: A Pimp Named Slickback's defining trait is his self-professed name. He insists that others use the entire phrase when referring to him, and disdains any attempt to shorten it (e.g., "It's like A Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thing"). He is a proud businessman, despite the fact that his primary "business" is prostitution, and feels no shame in being a pimp. Known to put many things before a ho (e.g. Money, love, new pair of gators, a turkey sandwich with just tomato) His views on a woman's role in society cause him to take a firm hand with his "hoes", and he does not hesitate to use physical force to discipline them even in public. His credo in this regard is "The Pimp's Prayer":
A Pimp's Prayer: "Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."
Riley Freeman: "Amen. Yeah!"
--"Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner"
This attitude towards male-female relations has led A Pimp Named Slickback to branch out as a "counselor" to men suffering from, as he puts it, "bitch dependency" (i.e., men who treat women as equals). He feels that doing so is his way of "giving back to the community", though he does charge "an exorbitant fee" (a $2,500 retainer, in the case of Tom Dubois).
Despite his coarse language, A Pimp Named Slickback often speaks eloquently, even quoting the Scientific Method when trying to convince Tom Dubois to strike his wife ("Has not hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired results?"), hinting that he is smarter than he leads on.
Personality: Kind hearted... A lovely person whom everyone can enjoy, and quite the business man indeed... You have a problem? Give him a call and he'll make it aaaall better <3
Likes: A turkey Sandwich with just tomatoe...
Dislikes: Hoes flaken on his paper...
Fear: Losin a Hoe or not gettin his paper...
Powers: Immortality, The alimight PIMP slap, The Hoes calling...
Cursed: With the blessed power of a pimp cane...
Age: 68
Appearance:
Background: A mad scientist who lives in an abandoned mental asylum on the perpetually rainy Jersey Shore. Dressed in a colorful outfit reminiscent of 1960s cartoon villains, complete with a glass space helmet that heats his hair (which Dr. Weird calls his "Hair-arium"), he starts many shows by presenting his latest creation with his catch phrase "Gentlemen, behold!" to his lone lab assistant Steve (and occasionally his Hispanic janitor Javier, and once even a swamp creature). His first nonsensical inventions shown include a giant rabbit robot called the "Rabbot" and a rainbow-making machine that functions as a powerful tractor beam (which he introduced only as "this thing"). In Frylock's room, a photo of a younger Dr. Weird with brown hair and Frylock can be seen in the background; the Aqua Teen movie reveals several possible connections between these two characters. While Dr. Weird is an original character, the outside shot of his psychiatric hospital is actually a Nepalese palace from the television show Jonny Quest (episode 25).
Personality: DOWNRIGHT STUPID AND PSYCHOTIC!!!
Likes: ... Idiocracy...
Dislikes: Reality...
Fear: NOTHING!!!
Powers: Immortality and his brain is so big, he's stupid...
Cursed: IN THE HEAD!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Name:A Pimp Named Slickback
Age: 28
Appearance:
Background: A Pimp Named Slickback's defining trait is his self-professed name. He insists that others use the entire phrase when referring to him, and disdains any attempt to shorten it (e.g., "It's like A Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thing"). He is a proud businessman, despite the fact that his primary "business" is prostitution, and feels no shame in being a pimp. Known to put many things before a ho (e.g. Money, love, new pair of gators, a turkey sandwich with just tomato) His views on a woman's role in society cause him to take a firm hand with his "hoes", and he does not hesitate to use physical force to discipline them even in public. His credo in this regard is "The Pimp's Prayer":
A Pimp's Prayer: "Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."
Riley Freeman: "Amen. Yeah!"
--"Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner"
This attitude towards male-female relations has led A Pimp Named Slickback to branch out as a "counselor" to men suffering from, as he puts it, "bitch dependency" (i.e., men who treat women as equals). He feels that doing so is his way of "giving back to the community", though he does charge "an exorbitant fee" (a $2,500 retainer, in the case of Tom Dubois).
Despite his coarse language, A Pimp Named Slickback often speaks eloquently, even quoting the Scientific Method when trying to convince Tom Dubois to strike his wife ("Has not hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired results?"), hinting that he is smarter than he leads on.
Personality: Kind hearted... A lovely person whom everyone can enjoy, and quite the business man indeed... You have a problem? Give him a call and he'll make it aaaall better <3
Likes: A turkey Sandwich with just tomatoe...
Dislikes: Hoes flaken on his paper...
Fear: Losin a Hoe or not gettin his paper...
Powers: Immortality, The alimight PIMP slap, The Hoes calling...
Cursed: With the blessed power of a pimp cane...
